deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

roxylalnode:

i like taking superheroes and giving them different powers that are just barely above normal human ability but the same names and costumes

superman can garden really well

captain america makes a mean grilled cheese that is perfect every single time

spiderman is really good at hitting and killing bugs with like rubber bands from like 20 feet away

wonderwoman can always tell when someone is lying but is a terrible lier herself

hulk can always open pickle jars no matter how stuck

roxylalnode:

found this lovely couch while walking to get food today

roxylalnode:

who wants to go out in the middle of nowhere as far away from other people and light pollution as possible with me with sleeping bags a wifi hotspot and a telescope to look at all the stars and planets and space

roxylalnode:

if you are reading this then you are most definitely cute sorry i dont make the rules

roxylalnode:

you are very cute this is a fact 

dragons are the only thing that really matters tbh

momomisfortune:

First thing’s first, I’m the Shinjiest.

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squad-trickster:

hands0me—jackass:

committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 

#awkwardbreakup is my fave

octillerize:

real big fan of the tumblr message system, absolutely love shooting carefully composed messages into the void without any evidence of receipt on the other end