Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
i told my mom about this post and she went ‘wait, you can do it with long sleeves? um, i’ll be right back’
My parents and I were watching the Hobbit but then they both fell asleep so I stopped the movie and started Return of the King about halfway through and when my dad woke up he just looked at me with this horrified expression and whispered what day is it?
She’ll piss a happy meal off
this is probably the most accurate commercial on tv right now.
My life perfectly right here.
literally all of tumblr
My entry for the Homestuck OST competition, titled Alphamatic Replacement
Everyone stop scrolling and listen.
Just do it, ok.
At first I was like :This is really pretty, but does it get more than this?
Then the bass dropped
and it dropped again!
LISTEN TO THIS NOW DEAR GOD IT IS ORGASMIC
BREATHING HEAVY OVER HERE
Oh sweet flutter nuggets…
all of the maryams are babes that is 100% canon
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
im going to bed after i eat dinner cause ive barely gotten any sleep lately and if i go sleep i will be so much more pleasant
Happy birthday to all these dweebs
i want all the thigh highs and cute underwear in the world